My wife and I sometimes chuckle at all the men driving around town with really tiny penises.

We see them posing in the shopping mall car parks, doing donuts at the end of our street and burning rubber up the highway - young men in hotted up V8’s and older men in Porches and Hummers.

Come on, guys, it’s not THAT small, is it?

Apparently, the golden years of the small dick was back in ancient Greece when small and uncircumcised penises were seen as culturally desirable.

I’m assuming that while the tic-dicked blokes were standing around eating grapes and congratulating themselves on their good fortune at packing two inches of fury under their togas, the less aesthetically knowledgeable ancient Greek women where shagging the ancient bigger-dicked Greeks out back, so this view was effectively bred out of the human race within a few short generations.

Will discusses what penis size with his workmates in ‘Shoot @ Will’, exclusive to For The Girls.